These. Are. CROCS.
So first off, I just wanna remind all my single lady friends that these are Crocs. So, when people look at them, they don't say "Wow, those are fetch." No, no sire. They say "You have Crocs, and you need to go." Moving on. They look elephant turds when I wear them. Nevermind that hot pink doesn't go with whatever brown-black color they used, they make my feet look like car crashing, kid eating, potato mashing monsters. So, they look horrible and tacky, and they also are really, really uncomfortable. I feel like I'm walking on a thousand fires, a desert of thumb tacks, my mother's skin. It's just a really uncomfortable feeling. I'm all for suffering for fashion, but these things just aren't worth the pain, baby. As far as durability goes, they have lasted way too long. Way. Way. Way. Way too long.
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